Most People Thinks Life Sucks Then You Die

Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe millions of dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -ONE DAY- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is lame, you have to limp along the streets and talk out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and to talk and then -ONE DAY- you step off the curb at sixth and seventh street and BANG!!!! You get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.